Mystery Caller

Middle of the night phone calls always have interesting overtones. I have to admit, since college, the calls occur less and less frequently. But there is an air of excitement about them, a sense of mystery, the sudden effect of surprise.

Yesterday I laid on the couch and watched movies all day, and actually headed to bed around 11. I couldn’t sleep. My head was pounding, my throat was burning, I couldn’t breathe, I hate being sick. There wasn’t any reason to try to sleep–sleep wasn’t going to come. Drew called around midnight and said he would call after he got home from the David Lee Roth concert. But when the phone rang, it wasn’t him.

The caller ID said it was my ex, and wide awake as I was, I answered. Strangely enough, no one responded. I could hear the chatter in the background, like a party or TV on, and someone was listening. I hung up, thinking maybe it was a bad connection and called back. Someone answered, and I heard the same background static. But still, no one said anything.

So the question I pose is this: why does someone who has always been suspicious of my motive make the effort to call (after months without speaking) and not say anything at 1:47 in the morning? Talk about reason to be suspicious. That’s just weird. When Drew called, I told him (partly because it was plain old interesting and partly because I want to be above reproach) and he thought it was weird, too. I have to admit, as well as I once knew my ex, and as good a friends as we should be (but really aren’t), you’d think I’d understand a middle of the night phone call from Dallas. I just don’t.

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today I’m sick. Flu-y sick.

today I’m sick. Flu-y sick. So no Wormy Dog. And I’d really love to get my hands
on some flu medicine. All this after I got a flu shot. suck. And three orders
came in yesterday. Gonna go fill them. Yeah.

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…because I have to vent.

…because I have to vent. Why do I do nice things for people? Why am I
generous? Why do I go out of my way to help people, only to have the end result
be a griping client, a demanding brother in law, a lazy protege? And in return,
why is it that no one seems to care how late I have to work, or that I want to
move into the house I have to remodel, or how exhausted I am? Why do I even try
to be the epitome of patience and understanding? Why do I feel like I have to
offer custom crap at a lower price than people would pay for regular cards?
Because I want people to be happy. I don’t want to rock boats. I want to make
others feel good about themselves, and who they are. Well, no more Miss Nice
Girl. No custom orders under $1,000. And I have to have 50% up front. No more
stock orders without a credit card on file. And don’t even think about asking
for Net 30. You’re smoking something. And no more rush ANYTHING. And if you want
commission checks, freakin sell the line! And don’t ask for money if the line
hasn’t been sold. I want a life, and I want a profit margin. And frankly,
whoever doesn’t agree to my terms can just shove off, cause there’s NO DEAL.

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I walked into work today,

I walked into work today, and I feel like I actually have a list of things I can
finish in one day. It seems rather nice to know that at five o’clock I’ll be
able to go home and really veg, instead of stress about everyone else’s
Christmas crap. I’ve updated the “listening to” section of the site, because
it’s changed recently. And it takes time to do that stuff. I have to say, I am
so lucky to have a pretty incredible guy that’s crazy about me. Quit reading
right now if you don’t want to hear the mushy stuff, but I would just like to
say that I’m so lucky to have someone who makes me laugh so hard and smile so
much and supports me 110%. Makes me look at life through glitter-lensed glasses.

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1. I only want to

1. I only want to be exceptionally extraordinary. 2. Being famous takes as much
work as the pythagoreum (sp?) theorm (sp?). 3. But anyone can do it. 4. Anyone
can be rich. 5. But not everyone can be happy.

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Starving does not even come

Starving does not even come close to describing the hunger crawling within me.
Have I mentioned lately that I’m swamped?

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So I’ve been hooked on

So I’ve been hooked on Average Joe since day one. More hooked than I was on the
first Bachelor, more hooked than the whole Bachelorette bit. Hooked, because,
those guys, those “average joes”, are some of the most incredible people I know
in my own life. I remember back in highschool always hanging with the guys who
talked drums, Van Halen, politics, ideas, books, poetry, faith. We all had our
nuances, and I was the girl, the nerdy, non-cheerleader, really not even
decent-to-look-at girl who would just sit and throw out opinions. I remember I
kissed one of them one time. The other girls really wouldn’t have much to do
with them. They didn’t–couldn’t–play football. They didn’t have brains, in my
opinion, and they didn’t have opinions, and that made them Pretty Boy Dull. They
could get dates, but what’s a date in high school? Yeah. Not Much Fun. So here
on Average Joe we had Gorgeous Girl Melena, who accepted the situation with
grace and composure. It’s a five week show. Way shorter than the Bachelor shows.
Over halfway through, they throw in the Pretty Boys, and she picked one of them
last night. What the??? They knew each other for two weeks!!! I admit, I don’t
blame her for wanting to get to know him, but come on. Two weeks??? Adam (the
“average joe”) was ten times the man! 27, owner of his own SUCCESSFUL company,
driven, a family guy, head over heels for her–how could she have lost? She
could have gotten on that plane with a man that was completely into her. Not
into, oh, his waiting career, or, um, living with his parents, or, uh, unsure of
what he wanted to do in life, or um, basically going nowhere, and, yeah, overall
personality-less. The only thing I can come up with is that once she got to know
Adam, she realized she wasn’t good enough. For all her radiant beauty, something
in her wouldn’t allow her to accept him. If it was his looks, I’m sadly
disappointed in Melena as a person. If they hadn’t introduced the Pretty Boys,
Melena would have picked Adam. Ultimately, it just tells us all that she didn’t
deserve someone as amazing as Adam. She ended up picking the most “Average Joe”
of them all. A 26 year old waiter, student, living with his parents. Sometimes
people are so disappointing.

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I’m sending Christmas cards. If

I’m sending Christmas cards. If you want one, email me your name, address. Keep
in mind, they may arrive post Christmas.

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So we hit the WD

So we hit the WD Saturday night. Great times. Kevin, Ragan, Melisa, Ashly–plus
a bunch of other familiar faces. WD nights are becoming classic. Ash and I
started with the Patron, only to find out today that we were drinking from
double shot glasses and I had four…Drew drove, thank goodness (and in case I
haven’t mentioned, I adore him for putting up with me in that condition) and we
met up with Kaci, who works with him, and Donny, who I vaguely remember having a
conversation with. And Poppa Stan, too–the darling! There were a couple of
photo opps–I got a particularly darling shot of Ash and I with Jake, so I’ll
have to see about posting it. So it was the best of the best out and about.
Slept until eleven. Kicked some serious booty at work, dropped off proofs at two
clients houses, hung out with Drew and Greg and Holly and then babysat until
about 8. A full day. Tomorrow I have to sort through the orders that came in the
past two days, and get out a big one that I’ve had on my plate for a few weeks
now. It’ll be busy. Alot to do. There is no way I’m going to miss Texas Jack
this Friday, though, so I’ll have that to look forward to again–incentive. We
should get Ryin out this time, though. By the way, I found something I don’t
think I’m going to be able to live without, and can’t believe I didn’t think up
first. American Bachelor.

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I was in a slump

I was in a slump last night. Luckily, Drew saved the day. He showed up at my
office, took me to dinner, made sure I had jalepeno stuffed olives in my
margarita, and then helped me color Christmas cards until wee hours. What a
darling. If ever I rampage irrationally, remind me to not get rid of him. So
it’s noon and I’m at the office. Not a great week for breaking some early
morning records. I, like Ash, am trying to get my stuff done in order to make a
grand appearance at the WD tomorrow night. I’ve been so swamped lately that I’ve
decided not to do custom stuff next year. I have too much to learn to be trying
to learn it as I go. It ends up frustrating me, and I end up hating the work.
Interestingly enough, the decision to tell people “no” has liberated my creative
juices. In my brain are the CUTEST design ideas for next year’s line, which has
to happen soon, along with darling website stuff to go with it, both here and on
the biz site. I’m thinking of changing the name of the company, too…I’m open
to suggestion. Now is the right time to do it, if I’m going to, before I hit the
US market full force in May. exciting stuff, people. Please feel free to leave
insulting opinions, if necessary.

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